Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You can't special order awesome
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
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