I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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