i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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