I wish i was in the wii world.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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