Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
She needs sedatives and a leash
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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