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like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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