In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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