question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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