it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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