i can't believe i had my finger in that
she looked like the before picture.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
should my penis look like a turkey
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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