How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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