Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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