At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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