shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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