Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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