We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Operation Purity has been aborted
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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