do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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