Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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