yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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