your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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