Who wears a wallet chain?!
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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