therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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