I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm too high and old for this...
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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