i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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