id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Church boner. Awkwardddd
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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