In the future we'll all be gay
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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