Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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