Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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