why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
i believe in u and ur pee
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
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