That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
this hospital has no fireball
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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