glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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