But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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