you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
this will be a night to untag.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
i think my cat just said my name.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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