I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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