are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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