I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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