I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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