Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
did i walk over a car last night?
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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