Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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