I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
You ate ashes out of my bong
Randomize
