Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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