Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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