All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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