Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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