ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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