you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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