if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Randomize
