apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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