Where is the hickey?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Green mimosas i think yes
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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