we have pet lesbian snakes
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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