The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
you had me at cake vodka
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
