Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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