Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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