home. puking in laundry basket.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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