jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
These tits shall not be calmed
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